white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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