Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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