is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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