Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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