I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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