In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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Houston, we have a blender
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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