bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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