BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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