we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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