I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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