do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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