the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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