Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
ttyl tear gas
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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