Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
We need to get me chipped asap
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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