And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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