K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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