new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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