I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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