We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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