you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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