Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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