i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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