This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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