Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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