He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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