After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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