And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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