We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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