she was so not down for the gang bang
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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