I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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