break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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