he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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