Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
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Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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