He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
