The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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