Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?