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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not

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• (925): View more from California

  she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  ambylanc

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  what?

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  there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr

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• (727): View more from Florida

  But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.

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• (760): View more from California

  I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?

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