yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?