Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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