It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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