Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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