She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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