therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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