He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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