ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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