Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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