This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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