don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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