She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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