He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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