He is such a slut. More and more my type.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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