At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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