I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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