I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
