I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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