ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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