But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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